Silverspoon

Here's one of my favorite classic cat calls (circa 2002):

Back in this era, I was constantly being compared to just about every blonde actress out there: Reese Witherspoon, Zoe Deschanel, Alicia Silverstone, Chloe Sevigny, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Cameron Diaz, and even the Olsen twins. Never mind that none of these actresses look alike, I did not think that any of them looked like me (save, Reese).

After exiting a subway station, I noticed a homeless man ogling me. I could see he was about to say something and I fully expected it to be a raunchy cat call, but slowly and loudly he called out, "Alicia SILVERspoon!"

I laughed out loud because it was sheer brilliance! I was just glad he didn't yell out "Zchloe Gellar Diaz"!