Brooklyn Ass

Once my best friend and I were walking through Central Park and we passed two large African American dudes (my key demographic) on a bench. As we went by, they looked me up and down and one exclaimed,

"Damn girl, you got a Brooklyn ass."

My friend and I waited until we rounded the corner to burst out laughing. We were fairly new to the city and lived out in the very suburban Forest Hills. I almost turned around and said

"But I live in Queens?"

I finally moved to Brooklyn, just to give my Ass a proper home.

-KJ

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